Trembling with anticipation, he held The Book of All Knowledge in his hands! He worked up some courage and opened the leather bound volumn to the first page. Unbelievably, the first page, like all the rest, was blank! He pondered this, perplexed. How could this be? Then with a smile he picked up his pen...
AND TO OUR BENEFACTOR AND INSPIRATION.........
YOU'RE ONE KICK-ASS LEADER!